“Mommy that’s alot of smoke over all those buildings
(which was actually a powerplant) they must be cooking hamburgers”

This post was submitted by Katherine.

My daughter asked when she was about 3 or 4, “If you plant popcorn, will it grow a popcorn tree?”

This post was submitted by Raelyn Phlegar.

Mom: Son, go tell your sister to get ready please.
Son (at the top of his lungs): Sissy! Get ready to go!
Mom: Son, I coulda done that.
Son: Yeah – you weren’t thinkin.

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

While listening to John Tesh’s show on the radio one night on the way home, my daughter heard him say that if you want respect in the workplace, you should wear navy blue. She said, “If you want respect, wearing Navy blue won’t help. If I wear Navy blue to school, B****** [child's name deleted] would just say I look stupid and she’d STILL hate me.”

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

Daddy: Wanna go to the grocery with Daddy?
Daughter: It won’t kill me.

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While watching “The Small One,” my son said: “It’s really sad when you have to get rid of something because it’s old.” My daughter said, “Yeah – it’s like when you get old, and we have to get rid of YOU, James. That’ll be sad.”

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

My daughter told my husband one night that we need to get one of those “Jesus and his wife” things for our frontyard.

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

ACTUAL exchange in the car one morning on the way to school:

J.M.: Can you even hear?
B: What?
J.M. (a little louder): Can you even hear?
B: What?
J.M. (VERY loud): Can you even HEAR with those earmuffs on?
B: What? I can’t HEAR you! I have earmuffs on!

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

“Mommy, I can’t go to bed. I have lightning in my pants.” Ethan (4), referring to the static electricity on his jammies

This post was submitted by jenn.

My 3 year old little girl woke up with a gunky eye one day. She was quite disturbed by it, and was bawling. So I asked her why she was so upset and she said, “.. because my eye is throwing up”.

This post was submitted by Krissy.