Daddy: Wanna go to the grocery with Daddy?
Daughter: It won’t kill me.

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

While watching “The Small One,” my son said: “It’s really sad when you have to get rid of something because it’s old.” My daughter said, “Yeah – it’s like when you get old, and we have to get rid of YOU, James. That’ll be sad.”

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

My daughter told my husband one night that we need to get one of those “Jesus and his wife” things for our frontyard.

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

When my daughter was 3 years old. I told her she had to pickup toys now. She said I will later, I said now ‘brown cow’ and she pranced back into the living room and with the most serious look on her face said “I’m not a brown cow.”

She is 23 now.

This post was submitted by Diane.

As my two year old was beginning to get a bad cold, I asked him if he was getting sick. He told me, “Mom, I need to go to the doctor.” Without missing a beat or cracking a smile he finished, “I think I broke my funny bone.”

This post was submitted by Monica Breska.

My son was at my aunts for the day and it was getting close to lunch, she asked him if he thought that soup and sandwiches sounded good, he said yes but do you have my moms special soup recipe? She said I might what kind is it and he said campbells.

This post was submitted by Lisha Beyer.

Abbey was asking me how to spell different things. I would tell her and she would say, “Hmm, ok, I can see that” – each and every time. And it was funny each and every time too!

This post was submitted by Susan.

Last week at the dinner table a 4 year old boy proclaimed:

Tang is my true love!

Before his first day of Preschool, “E” asked if his sister and I would be at Preschool with him. I said no, preschool was just for him.
“E” said: “That’s ok Mom. You can just tell me where to put the key and I can drive myself.”
Me: “No, you can’t drive yourself!”
“E”: “You’re right, I might get lost. But, you can just show me a map on the computer and then it will be ok!”

This post was submitted by Deanna.