My daughter asked when she was about 3 or 4, “If you plant popcorn, will it grow a popcorn tree?”

This post was submitted by Raelyn Phlegar.

ACTUAL exchange in the car one morning on the way to school:

J.M.: Can you even hear?
B: What?
J.M. (a little louder): Can you even hear?
B: What?
J.M. (VERY loud): Can you even HEAR with those earmuffs on?
B: What? I can’t HEAR you! I have earmuffs on!

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

“Mommy, I can’t go to bed. I have lightning in my pants.” Ethan (4), referring to the static electricity on his jammies

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My 3 year old little girl woke up with a gunky eye one day. She was quite disturbed by it, and was bawling. So I asked her why she was so upset and she said, “.. because my eye is throwing up”.

This post was submitted by Krissy.

The night before our trip to Sea World my 3 yr old son said he wanted to feed the dolphins. When I asked him what dolphins liked to eat he gave me a long pause and then said,
“chicken nuggets!” I laughed so hard. How adorable! Kids really do say the funniest things!:)

This post was submitted by Julie Sims.

“My thumb toes hurt.”

My daughter (8 at the time) said this about a pair of shoes that were too tight. Her BIG TOES were hurting.

This post was submitted by Regina Williams.

HO! HO! HO! And a bottle of rum!

This post was submitted by Sherry Chidichimo.

My 3 year old son came to me the other day and said “Mommy, I’m not stupid.”
Me: “Oh honey, I know you’re not stupid- you’re very smart!”
My son: “No, I’m not very smart, I’m K Mart smart.”

This post was submitted by Corynne Hatch.

My 7 year old son asked me if I would rather be able to teleport or go back in time. I replied that teleportation would be great because then you could go anywhere you’d like, but going back in time would be cool too. He said, “Yeah, if you could go back in time, you could fix all of your mistakes.” I replied, “Ah, so true young one.” I think he meant in general, but it came out as is he were referring to my life. I had a good laugh.

This post was submitted by Cydney Joseph.

Hey mommy, when we get our next child and he is 4 or 3 or 5 and I’m a grown up, I’m gonna read him my story about shrimp, a salad, pizza and people.

This post was submitted by Channing.