“Mommy that’s alot of smoke over all those buildings
(which was actually a powerplant) they must be cooking hamburgers”

This post was submitted by Katherine.

My daughter asked when she was about 3 or 4, “If you plant popcorn, will it grow a popcorn tree?”

This post was submitted by Raelyn Phlegar.

While out at a restaurant my little girls decided they had to use the bathroom. So off we went and I had assumed my seven year old would take care of herself. After helping her sister, I come out to see her still doing the potty dance in the middle of the bathroom. I asked why she hadn’t gone yet, she pointed the shiney rectangular box (automatic toliet flusher) and said she couldn’t go. She blurts out for all to hear, “No way mommy, that thing is going to click when I am done and take a picture of my hiney!”
Needless to say she was relieved to learn what it really was, though her pants still fly up when she is finished.

This post was submitted by Niki VanderWilp.

The night before our trip to Sea World my 3 yr old son said he wanted to feed the dolphins. When I asked him what dolphins liked to eat he gave me a long pause and then said,
“chicken nuggets!” I laughed so hard. How adorable! Kids really do say the funniest things!:)

This post was submitted by Julie Sims.

I was walking into the store with my them 5 year old nephew Peyton. Directly in front of us was the magazine stand. Wide eyed Peyton looked up at me and said “Look Jilly, it’s God!” I looked at what he was looking at and had to tell him. “No, baby, that’s not God, it’s Batman!”

This post was submitted by Jill Doiron.

“My thumb toes hurt.”

My daughter (8 at the time) said this about a pair of shoes that were too tight. Her BIG TOES were hurting.

This post was submitted by Regina Williams.

One day my sweet four year old was singing to herself when she decided to share her tune with me. She proudly exclaimed.

Mommy listen to me sing oprah!

I believe she meant opera as she sang in a high pitched voice.

This post was submitted by Bridgett McMichael.

One day I caught my five year old son in a lie. I told him the story of “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”. The first day the boy goes in the woods and cries wolf, the second day the boy goes in the woods and cries wolf, the third day the boy goes in the woods and cries wolf, but this time nobody came to help the boy and the wolf ate him. After I told my son the story I asked him what the moral was. He thought for a moment and replied

Don’t go in the woods three days in a row?”

This post was submitted by Diana Hubbard.

When asked if he wanted a grilled cheese sandwich for lunch at a local restaurant my 4-year-old nephew replied, “I don’t want a girl-cheese sandwich, I want a boy-cheese sandwich!”

This post was submitted by Pamela Clugston.

My kindergartner is attending a Catholic school and is just learning the Lords prayer which they recite in the morning assembly where they make announcements, draw names for dress pass etc.

When she came home to show me she knows the prayer she recited it as follows….

Our Father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done, in Earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our DRESS PASSES

This post was submitted by Teffie Hartshron.