Mom: Son, go tell your sister to get ready please.
Son (at the top of his lungs): Sissy! Get ready to go!
Mom: Son, I coulda done that.
Son: Yeah – you weren’t thinkin.

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

While listening to John Tesh’s show on the radio one night on the way home, my daughter heard him say that if you want respect in the workplace, you should wear navy blue. She said, “If you want respect, wearing Navy blue won’t help. If I wear Navy blue to school, B****** [child's name deleted] would just say I look stupid and she’d STILL hate me.”

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

While watching “The Small One,” my son said: “It’s really sad when you have to get rid of something because it’s old.” My daughter said, “Yeah – it’s like when you get old, and we have to get rid of YOU, James. That’ll be sad.”

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

“Mommy, I can’t go to bed. I have lightning in my pants.” Ethan (4), referring to the static electricity on his jammies

This post was submitted by jenn.

My mother has fallen twice in the last month. My son, who just turned 5, recently said, “Mom, I don’t want to get old.” I said, “Why not?” He said, ” cause you get hurt a lot, like Mom-mom” He also said, “I want to get old like Pop-Pop cause you get to plant a garden and make pumpkin pies” My father loves gardening and baking.

This post was submitted by Cyndi Barberio.

A few days before Christmas my 7 year old told a friend that Santa Clause always gives him awesome presents but his parents go cheap on him!

This post was submitted by joyce.

“Mommy, you are so soft!” After battling with my weight, I was very happy to lose 65 lbs! I was feeling very slim and proud until one day when my 7 year old was cuddling with me and told me this. I couldn’t help but laugh and hug him as I said’ “Thanks a lot!”

This post was submitted by Dawn Capecchi.

Upon exiting the shower I began to towel off when my daughter (3 years) came in. I reached up and began wrapping my head when she noticed my much neglected underarms. (hey – I’m just happy to get a shower nowadays) She points to me and says “What’s that under there?” I say “Where, under here?” and point to my underarm and she says “yes, is that a goatee?” BUSTED!

This post was submitted by melissa .

Our family was getting our Christmas tree and it was very cold out. I (the mom) was jumping up and down and dancing around when my 5 year old gave me a strange look and asked, “Mom, are you doing the pee-pee dance?”

This post was submitted by Sarah Wilks.

I recently told my 5 year old daughter that if she helped out around the house, she could earn some money. She looked at me and said, “I want cash.”

This post was submitted by Angie Ungs.