My daughter told my husband one night that we need to get one of those “Jesus and his wife” things for our frontyard.

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

Every night my boys say their prayers before going to bed. They say their bedtime prayer then add a little extra. My 4 year Seth had this to say: “Dear God, Please don’t let anyone die… cause if they do, it will just be kids driving!”

This post was submitted by Jill Doiron.

I was walking into the store with my them 5 year old nephew Peyton. Directly in front of us was the magazine stand. Wide eyed Peyton looked up at me and said “Look Jilly, it’s God!” I looked at what he was looking at and had to tell him. “No, baby, that’s not God, it’s Batman!”

This post was submitted by Jill Doiron.

One day while heading somewhere in our minivan with my four kids, this conversation occurred.

Son Age 7: “It is about time for another baby, Mom. Our baby is two. What is taking so long?

Mom: “Your dad and I are not sure there will be another baby. We are praying about it.”

Son Age 5 from the back seat:

You never know, Mom. God could be making a baby right now. He is a miracle worker, you know!

This post was submitted by Jennifer Wood.

My kindergartner is attending a Catholic school and is just learning the Lords prayer which they recite in the morning assembly where they make announcements, draw names for dress pass etc.

When she came home to show me she knows the prayer she recited it as follows….

Our Father, which art in heaven, hallowed be thy name; thy kingdom come; thy will be done, in Earth as it is in heaven. Give us this day our daily bread. And forgive us our DRESS PASSES

This post was submitted by Teffie Hartshron.