Mom: Son, go tell your sister to get ready please.
Son (at the top of his lungs): Sissy! Get ready to go!
Mom: Son, I coulda done that.
Son: Yeah – you weren’t thinkin.

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

While listening to John Tesh’s show on the radio one night on the way home, my daughter heard him say that if you want respect in the workplace, you should wear navy blue. She said, “If you want respect, wearing Navy blue won’t help. If I wear Navy blue to school, B****** [child's name deleted] would just say I look stupid and she’d STILL hate me.”

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

Daddy: Wanna go to the grocery with Daddy?
Daughter: It won’t kill me.

This post was submitted by Erin Robinson.

Every night my boys say their prayers before going to bed. They say their bedtime prayer then add a little extra. My 4 year Seth had this to say: “Dear God, Please don’t let anyone die… cause if they do, it will just be kids driving!”

This post was submitted by Jill Doiron.

My 7 year old son asked me if I would rather be able to teleport or go back in time. I replied that teleportation would be great because then you could go anywhere you’d like, but going back in time would be cool too. He said, “Yeah, if you could go back in time, you could fix all of your mistakes.” I replied, “Ah, so true young one.” I think he meant in general, but it came out as is he were referring to my life. I had a good laugh.

This post was submitted by Cydney Joseph.

One day I caught my five year old son in a lie. I told him the story of “The Boy Who Cried Wolf”. The first day the boy goes in the woods and cries wolf, the second day the boy goes in the woods and cries wolf, the third day the boy goes in the woods and cries wolf, but this time nobody came to help the boy and the wolf ate him. After I told my son the story I asked him what the moral was. He thought for a moment and replied

Don’t go in the woods three days in a row?”

This post was submitted by Diana Hubbard.

One day while heading somewhere in our minivan with my four kids, this conversation occurred.

Son Age 7: “It is about time for another baby, Mom. Our baby is two. What is taking so long?

Mom: “Your dad and I are not sure there will be another baby. We are praying about it.”

Son Age 5 from the back seat:

You never know, Mom. God could be making a baby right now. He is a miracle worker, you know!

This post was submitted by Jennifer Wood.

I recently told my 5 year old daughter that if she helped out around the house, she could earn some money. She looked at me and said, “I want cash.”

This post was submitted by Angie Ungs.

I was teasing my 3 year old when she started preschool. She did not like the first week too much, she preferred to stay home.

I said “Are you my school girl?” and she replied “NO, I am not your schoolgirl, I am your home girl”!

This post was submitted by Teffie Hartshron.