Things Kids Said http://www.thingskidssaid.com Highlighting the funny, insightful, wonderful, and always amusing things kids said. Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:30:27 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.9 en hourly 1 Mmmmm Hamburgers http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/mmmmm-hamburgers/ http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/mmmmm-hamburgers/#comments Fri, 08 Jan 2010 14:30:27 +0000 Katherine http://www.thingskidssaid.com/?p=462 “Mommy that’s alot of smoke over all those buildings
(which was actually a powerplant) they must be cooking hamburgers”

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]]> http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/popcorn-tree/feed/ 0 Mom Wasn’t Thinkin’… http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/mom-wasnt-thinkin/ http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/mom-wasnt-thinkin/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 19:00:07 +0000 Erin Robinson http://www.thingskidssaid.com/?p=397 Mom: Son, go tell your sister to get ready please.
Son (at the top of his lungs): Sissy! Get ready to go!
Mom: Son, I coulda done that.
Son: Yeah – you weren’t thinkin.

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]]> http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/mom-wasnt-thinkin/feed/ 0 Sometimes, you can’t even believe Tesh http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/sometimes-you-cant-even-believe-tesh/ http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/sometimes-you-cant-even-believe-tesh/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 18:25:38 +0000 Erin Robinson http://www.thingskidssaid.com/?p=407 While listening to John Tesh’s show on the radio one night on the way home, my daughter heard him say that if you want respect in the workplace, you should wear navy blue. She said, “If you want respect, wearing Navy blue won’t help. If I wear Navy blue to school, B****** [child's name deleted] would just say I look stupid and she’d STILL hate me.”

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]]> http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/sometimes-you-cant-even-believe-tesh/feed/ 0 It Didn’t Kill Her http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/it-didnt-kill-her/ http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/it-didnt-kill-her/#comments Thu, 07 Jan 2010 14:30:55 +0000 Erin Robinson http://www.thingskidssaid.com/?p=399 Daddy: Wanna go to the grocery with Daddy?
Daughter: It won’t kill me.

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]]> http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/it-didnt-kill-her/feed/ 0 That’ll Be Sad http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/thatll-be-sad/ http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/thatll-be-sad/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 21:00:07 +0000 Erin Robinson http://www.thingskidssaid.com/?p=401 While watching “The Small One,” my son said: “It’s really sad when you have to get rid of something because it’s old.” My daughter said, “Yeah – it’s like when you get old, and we have to get rid of YOU, James. That’ll be sad.”

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]]> http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/thatll-be-sad/feed/ 0 Reading Dan Brown in Sunday School? http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/reading-dan-brown-in-sunday-school/ http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/reading-dan-brown-in-sunday-school/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 19:00:13 +0000 Erin Robinson http://www.thingskidssaid.com/?p=405 My daughter told my husband one night that we need to get one of those “Jesus and his wife” things for our frontyard.

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]]> http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/reading-dan-brown-in-sunday-school/feed/ 0 I’m Raising Abbott & Costello http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/im-raising-abbott-costello/ http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/im-raising-abbott-costello/#comments Wed, 06 Jan 2010 14:50:59 +0000 Erin Robinson http://www.thingskidssaid.com/?p=403 ACTUAL exchange in the car one morning on the way to school:

J.M.: Can you even hear?
B: What?
J.M. (a little louder): Can you even hear?
B: What?
J.M. (VERY loud): Can you even HEAR with those earmuffs on?
B: What? I can’t HEAR you! I have earmuffs on!

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]]> http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/ethanism/feed/ 0 My eye is throwing up http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/my-eye-is-throwing-up/ http://www.thingskidssaid.com/2010/01/my-eye-is-throwing-up/#comments Tue, 05 Jan 2010 19:30:46 +0000 Krissy http://www.thingskidssaid.com/?p=361 My 3 year old little girl woke up with a gunky eye one day. She was quite disturbed by it, and was bawling. So I asked her why she was so upset and she said, “.. because my eye is throwing up”.

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